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Jenna June, 18

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tastefullyoffensive:

"My 6-year-old laid this one on me today." [notanotherlamename]

tastefullyoffensive:

"My 6-year-old laid this one on me today." [notanotherlamename]

tastefullyoffensive:

"My 6-year-old laid this one on me today." [notanotherlamename]

tastefullyoffensive:

"My 6-year-old laid this one on me today." [notanotherlamename]

Source: fyeahmovieclub

Source: liplusciousxo

obesitycore:

id like to thank my laggy wifi for this miracle 

obesitycore:

id like to thank my laggy wifi for this miracle 

Source: obesitycore

  • Mom: why is everything on the floor?
  • Me: gravity mom

oknope:

can we skip this whole “college” thing and go straight and go to the part where i have a really awesome job and spend all my time traveling?

Source: oknope

following-rons-butterflies:


Writing an essay

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Finishing the essay

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Turning the essay in

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omg this is perfect

Source: nicolascagesempai

tayyzilla:

THIS GIRL AT MY SCHOOL IS PREGNANT AND SHE POSTED THIS AND CAPTIONED IT ”♥HIS TOUNG IS OUT♥” 
BITCH DO YOU NOT SEE THAT IS A DEMON  
THE GRUDGE IS IN YOUR STOMACH

tayyzilla:

THIS GIRL AT MY SCHOOL IS PREGNANT AND SHE POSTED THIS AND CAPTIONED IT 
♥HIS TOUNG IS OUT♥” 

BITCH DO YOU NOT SEE THAT IS A DEMON  

THE GRUDGE IS IN YOUR STOMACH

Source: chiefschief

francieum:

tltty:

IF YOU’RE 14 WHY ARE YOU TAKING NUDES??????

yeah i know right?? when i was 14 i was on my 10th sex tape omg kids these days

Source: hungarian

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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madman-and-still-not-ginger:

ursodum:

“I’m sorry. This is the first time I’ve hired a maid.”

The only woman on this movie whom I saw fit to raise a child, and she was the only one who couldn’t.

WOW THAT COMMENT WASN’T OKAY

Source: tomhiddles